"Whole-Ass One Thing" (Happy Mondohwait it's Tuesday)

Was having a low Monday and abandoned the shit outta this place. Forgive me.

Came across these Ron Swanson-isms today. (Confession: I've only seen a handful of Parks and Rec episodes.) Cut to me, lawling alone in the apartment for a while. Thought they could set a nice, goal-oriented tone for the week.

More here, kids. Enjoy.